Whenever we go shopping, Daddy makes me hold his hand. This isn’t a hardship or anything, ’cause I like holding hands. It just makes it difficult sometimes for me to get to see all the interesting stuff in all of the stores.

I don’t have to buy everything I see (really!), but I do like to look and sometimes to touch. Daddy says he holds my hand because I have attention issues.

Okay, so there was that one time I got lost at Target and they had to page for him, but honestly … well, okay, so there was that other time when he had to come looking and found me taste-testing alla the cake frostings at the grocery store. I think it’s better knowing in advance that banana-flavored frosting is yucky, don’t you?

This is the bestest Toy EVER!

It sucks em up and makes em huge and sensative and so sexy. . .If you’ve never tried it, you won’t be sorry. And the littler one inside the kit is perfect for the clit. . .OMG I love these.

OK, maybe I am a lil naive at times but  the first time I heard of a cock ring, I thought it  was when the guys stand a around a girl and jerk off on her. I didn’t know it was a “thing” I thought it was  . . . well. . . that other thing.

It’s snake skin! How cool is that? So I see it at the store and by now, I’ve figured out what it is and what it’s for and I just got such a kick that it has a snake skin pattern on it. One thing though. . .when you use it, it’s sorta like putting a kink in a hose with high pressure. So the longer the pressure builds . . . the more it’s gonna explode when it’s released. And if the “hose” is already high volume. . .well, let’s just say it can be quite a sight to behold.