I want a pink car!

… and a girlfriend with funky blue-streaked hair to play with me in it…

Stripped naked in a public park, pushed against a car and caned. I gotta admit. . .that’s sorta hot.

On the ground, in the dirt, on all fours, ass bare and in the air.

Sexy.

Until the fire ants see you.

But ya know what? It’s so worth it

I love playing outside. There is something just so thrilling about being stripped naked and bent over or pushed against a tree. The vulnerability, the thrill of being exposed. . .

Then the mosquitos arrive. . .