I have problems sometimes with pantyhose.

How can they be so tight and so easy to rip all at the same time?

They can make a tinfoil blanket that will keep you warm but they can’t make pantyhose that don’t shred? That doesn’t seem right. I think maybe someone is not putting enough thought into this issue. Maybe they could make pantyhose out of that special space age material? Sparkly foil colored pantyhose. I’d Wear Those!

I bet they would even reflect lasers and stuff. You’d be like a super hero wearing them!

Now why can’t someone at the pantyhose company think like that? That would make pantyhose worth wearing.