Whenever we go shopping, Daddy makes me hold his hand. This isn’t a hardship or anything, ’cause I like holding hands. It just makes it difficult sometimes for me to get to see all the interesting stuff in all of the stores.

I don’t have to buy everything I see (really!), but I do like to look and sometimes to touch. Daddy says he holds my hand because I have attention issues.

Okay, so there was that one time I got lost at Target and they had to page for him, but honestly … well, okay, so there was that other time when he had to come looking and found me taste-testing alla the cake frostings at the grocery store. I think it’s better knowing in advance that banana-flavored frosting is yucky, don’t you?

This is the bestest Toy EVER!

It sucks em up and makes em huge and sensative and so sexy. . .If you’ve never tried it, you won’t be sorry. And the littler one inside the kit is perfect for the clit. . .OMG I love these.

OK, maybe I am a lil naive at times but  the first time I heard of a cock ring, I thought it  was when the guys stand a around a girl and jerk off on her. I didn’t know it was a “thing” I thought it was  . . . well. . . that other thing.

It’s snake skin! How cool is that? So I see it at the store and by now, I’ve figured out what it is and what it’s for and I just got such a kick that it has a snake skin pattern on it. One thing though. . .when you use it, it’s sorta like putting a kink in a hose with high pressure. So the longer the pressure builds . . . the more it’s gonna explode when it’s released. And if the “hose” is already high volume. . .well, let’s just say it can be quite a sight to behold.

So. . .here’s the thing about ball gags. Daddy doesn’t usually like gags cause he likes to use. . . (ahem). . .other things to stick in my mouth. So he was not really used to ball gags being present so when he decided that he wanted to stick said “other thing” in my mouth and forgot that my mouth was already plugged full. . .it didn’t work out well. There was a sudden “Poooinggg” sound as flesh hit rubber followed by a grunt of pain.

And to let you know. . .it is very possible to giggle while ball gagged and that is really not taken well nor appreciated in the fun, light hearted way it was meant.

OMG!

I so wanna try this. . .but it’s sorta scarey lookin too. . .

Transformers. . .robots between your thighs!

These boots might have been made for walking, but that’s not what I’m gonna do in them. See, I have this lil issue with losing my balance in high heels.

Well, it’s not so much an issue as much as a problem.

I can stand up in them just fine, but if I try to walk while wearing them, I kinda fall over.

Daddy says that’s okay, though. He thinks they look lots better when I’m lying down than when I’m standing up in them, anyway.

One thing is for sure — these boots were made for fun!